Here is an abbreviated list of movies opening in 2009. In no way is this list complete, but it is the largest list Pick-Up Flix has undertaken for a movie preview. As always, see you at the movies.
— Michael Clawson
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Notorious The Scoop: It's a bio-flick on slain rapper Notorious B.I.G. as he works up from rock-slinger to hip-hop superstar. By the looks of the trailer, the film portrays Sean "Puffy" Combs (here played by Derek Luke) as Biggie's driving force and also his downfall.
Why Care? The young actor Jamal Woolard does a mean Biggie, voice and all.
Opens Jan. 16
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Taken The Scoop: A retired spy, who plays hardcore bad-ass like he knows what he's doing, goes on the hunt for an abducted daughter traveling in France. The first trailers reveal too much, though: she is abducted by human smugglers
Why Care? Liam Neeson, who will next play Abraham Lincoln in a Steven Spielberg project, looks convincing as the desperate dad in this sleek international thriller.
Opens Jan. 30
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Coraline The Scoop: A little girl finds a secret door that leads to another world that mirrors her own with some scary deviations. The plot might be in direct competition with Where the Wild Things Are (see below).
Why Care? The stop-motion animation looks delightfully quirky. Also, there’s a movie poster for each letter of the alphabet. Clever stuff!
Opens Feb. 6
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Fanboys The Scoop: Star Wars dorks travel to George Lucas’ ranch to steal Episode I for a dying friend. Along the way they meet some real Star Wars actors and William Shatner, who shats his dialogue like usual.
Why Care? The movie makes fun of, and also cheerfully embraces, Star Wars culture. It almost didn't come out, though, with so much wrangling over the elements of the plot. At one point, the real fanboys seemed to revolt until producers blinked and agreed to release the film as it was originally written.
Opens Feb. 6
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He’s Just Not That Into You The Scoop: Women fall into and out of love in Baltimore.
Why Care? The female cast: Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Connelly, Scarlett Johansson and Drew Barrymore. On the bad side: Besides having a terrible title — almost as bad as I Think I Love My Wife — this flick will attempt, and fail, to create meaningful stories in a post-Wire Baltimore.
Opens Feb. 6
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The Scoop: A Matrix-y dark sci-fi that looks half dream, half dominatrix hell, where a guy with a mask gets revenge against a totalitarian state for a variety of things, some of which might involve a very hot Eva Green. The trailer has lots of guns, kung-fu and rain, because fighting always looks cool in the rain.
Why Care? It's writer/director Gerald McMorrow's pet project. Don't bother look for a McMorrow in your Rolodex, though — this is his first big movie. And by the looks of it, he went all out with special effects, stars and a killer dystopian sci-fi landscape.
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FranklynThe Scoop: A Matrix-y dark sci-fi that looks half dream, half dominatrix hell, where a guy with a mask gets revenge against a totalitarian state for a variety of things, some of which might involve a very hot Eva Green. The trailer has lots of guns, kung-fu and rain, because fighting always looks cool in the rain.
Why Care? It's writer/director Gerald McMorrow's pet project. Don't bother look for a McMorrow in your Rolodex, though — this is his first big movie. And by the looks of it, he went all out with special effects, stars and a killer dystopian sci-fi landscape.
Opens Feb. 20
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Watchmen The Scoop: Superheroes and villains of all makes and models clash in Alan Moore’s graphic-novel-turned-film. Seriously, there's a guy named Owl Man, or Owly, or Owl Hawk ... have all the good superhero names been taken?
Why Care? I’m not sure really. Ask a Watchmen fanatic. It all looks like superhero mumbo-jumbo to me. Beware, though: the movie might be delayed by courtroom litigation.
Opens March 6
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Race to Witch Mountain The Scoop: Two kids with other-worldly powers must be protected from our UFO-killing government by a meathead who was formerly a professional wrestler, the fake kind.
Why Care? Disney has brought in Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to anchor this kid-friendly remake. But does anyone seriously remember the original?
Opens March 13
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Duplicity The Scoop: Corporate spies join forces to plunder a lucrative business deal from beneath their respective boss’ feet.
Why Care? Clive Owen and Julia Roberts, both as sexy as ever, reunite for the first time since Closer.
Opens March 20
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I Love You, Man The Scoop: A guy with no friends has to find a bromance in time to have a best man at his wedding.
Why Care? Paul Rudd and Jason Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) are comic dynamite.
Opens March 20
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Monsters vs. Aliens The Scoop: Aliens invade Earth and all hope rests on a group of monsters who have been secretly imprisoned by the US government. The monsters include a fishy creature, a blob of blue ooze, a gerbil, a cockroach and Susan, a 50-foot homemaker.
Why Care? The first trailers paint wild, inventive fun across the board. Although, it is no Pixar.
Opens March 27
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Fast & Furious The Scoop: Felony-collecting gearheads unite to rev engines and bring down a drug dealer with fast wheels. The first trailer, which is apparently half a scene from the movie, shows that the stunts have become more outlandish and the cars more acrobatic.
Why Care? Vin Diesel, who’s been absent from the series for two entries, returns. Apparently, he can now talk at a rip-roarin' six-words-a-minute.
Opens April 3
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Dragonball Evolution The Scoop: A warrior summons all his mystical powers to fight a force greater than anything seen in a magical kingdom where orbs control the balance of power among fighters. (I can't read that sentence without wanting to club a Dragonball fan in his mouth.)
Why Care? It’s a hit anime cartoon. Children who’ve seen the show will dig it; adults most definitely won’t.
Opens April 8
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The Soloist The Scoop: A reporter (Robert Downey Jr.) discovers life in a gifted musician (Jamie Foxx) who’s homeless and kinda loopy.
Why Care? Jamie Foxx, love him or hate him, plays crazy all too well.
Opens April 24
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine The Scoop: The origin story of Wolverine, the X-Men’s tough-as-nails bruising rogue. Oh, and he has retractable claws that can cut anything, even those knives that never go dull.
Why Care? Hugh Jackman has done Wolverine with great success three times before. His return should be fun.
Opens May 1
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Next Day Air The Scoop: A deliveryman drops a drug shipment to the wrong address. Trouble soon follows. Hey, wasn't this the big conflict at the end Three Men and a Baby?
Why Care? Lyricist lounger Mos Def, who stars here, is almost a better actor than a rapper, which is no easy feat.
Opens May 8
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Star Trek The Scoop: So begins the life of James T. Kirk. The film will introduce us to the Enterprise, deep space, Spock and everything else in the Trekkie universe.
Why Care? Because Captain Kirk isn’t played by William Shatner (Chris Pine this time), and because director J.J. Abrams (TV’s Lost) has made this new Trek a real action film, not just men in jumpsuits falling down on that bridge set.
Opens May 8
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Angels & Demons The Scoop: Religious expert Robert Langdon uncovers a terrorist plot at the Vatican. The weapon: anti-matter, of which a single grain can evaporate the heal and toe of Italy.
Why Care? Ron Howard again directs Tom Hanks in a film based on a book by Dan Brown (The Da Vinci Code). Catholics should love it because it shows a high-ranking cardinal doing all kinds of un-Catholic things in their Holiest of Holies, the Vatican.
Opens May 15
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Bruno The Scoop: Sascha Baron Cohen plays a flamboyantly gay fashion designer as he experiences American culture in the style of Borat. We've already heard of Bruno staging a coup at a fashion event. No doubt the lawsuits are already pending.
Why Care? The full title is Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt.
Opens May 15
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Terminator: Salvation The Scoop: The computers have scorched the Earth and taken out most of humanity in a nuclear holocaust. All that’s left is the human resistance led by John Connor (Christian Bale). Finally, we get to see the world that three movies attempted to stop.
Why Care? Even though McG (Charlie’s Angels) is directing, Bale can be trusted, especially after his Batman reinvention.
Opens May 22
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The Brothers Bloom The Scoop: Grifter brothers wine and dine an heiress out of her money, but not without falling in love with her and her eccentric, infectious spirit.
Why Care? Adrien Brody and Rachel Weisz are magical. No really, Brody does this thing with a cigarette through a coin that's pretty neat.
Opens May 29
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Up The Scoop: An old hermit, tired of living in a construction zone, affixes millions of balloons to his house and floats away. A Boy Scout tags along for the adventure that stretches across the United States.
Why Care? Up is a Pixar film, and Pixar films are as close to perfect as the cinema gets.
Opens May 29
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Land of the Lost The Scoop: Will Farrell and friends discover a prehistoric land of dinosaurs and absurd creatures. The look and feel of this one is supposed to be cheesy and fake, so maybe it will be fun.
Why Care? Because it’s based on the old serials, it’s campier than Jurassic Park.
Opens June 5
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The Year One The Scoop: Two lazy cavemen (Jack Black and Michael Cera) are exiled from their village and must survive on their own in their prehistoric world.
Why Care? Harold Ramis, the geeky Ghostbuster, is directing. His résumé also includes episodes of The Office, Analyze This, Groundhog Day and Caddyshack. It better be better than that 10,000 B.C. or that other ug-ug caveman movie with Darryl Hannah.
Opens June 19
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen The Scoop: Optimus Prime and other transforming Autobots fight off waves of Decepticons to protect a human who saved the day in the first Transformers.
Why Care? Transformers, they’re more than meets the eye. And Megan Fox, inexplicably branded the hottest person alive by too many magazines, is back. I hated the first Transformers — fueling even more Michael Bay hatred — so I wish this one nothing but bad reviews and broken film splices.
Opens June 26
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The Road The Scoop: A father and son seeking warmer climates south walk a deserted road in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Along the way they meet skewered babies, roving cannibals, legless buffets and The Wire's Omar.
Why Care? Viggo Mortensen looks like he brings the father from Cormac McCarthy’s Pulitzer Prize-winning novel to life. To obad this movie has been delayed; the release date is still not final.
Opens first half of 2009
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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs The Scoop: A sloth, mammoth, and saber-toothed tiger leave the Ice Age to join dinosaurs in prehistoric times.
Why Care? The animation looks beautiful and John Leguizamo’s silly sloth voice is hilarious, if also very mean toward people with speeth impedemenths.
Opens July 1
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Public Enemies The Scoop: Law enforcement pros attempt to take down a set of notorious gangsters, including John Dillinger, in 1930s Chicago.
Why Care? 1. Michael Mann (Miami Vice, Heat) is directing. 2. Christian Bale stars. 3. Johnny Depp stars. 4. No other reasons are even required.
Opens July 1
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2012 The Scoop: The Mayan calendar ends in 2012. Apparently, so does the planet unless a group of scientists stop it. But if the Mayans were so smart, why aren't they doing Ponzi scams in New York City today.
Why Care? The movie is directed by Roland Emmerich, who also did another world-ending adventure, The Day After Tomorrow. The trailer shows a giant wave destroying a Buddhist temple. Apparently, these giant waves never get old since we see them in every one of these movies. At this point Emmerich is just plagiarizing himself plagiarizing.
Opens July 10
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince The Scoop: Harry Potter starts his sixth year at Hogwarts and, of course, everything goes haywire with evil villain Voldemort running loose. This year has big revelations for Dumbledore, Harry’s wise magician principal.
Why Care? The movie was supposed to come out in 2008, but was delayed, with much sighing from Potter fans, to this summer. I understated that: in reality, when news came that the movie would be delayed, Potter fans all at once shit themselves.
Opens July 17
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The Taking of Pelham 123 The Scoop: Armed terrorists hold a New York City subway car hostage until the police come through with a huge ransom. Strangely enough, the subway car they hijack has urine and/or vomit on at least three seats.
Why Care? Great cast: Denzel Washington, John Tavolta, Luis Guzman, John Turturro and James Gandolfini, who we don't see enough since The Sopranos.
Opens July 24
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Funny People The Scoop: Adam Sandler plays a terminally ill comedian who makes friends with a novice opening act.
Why Care? Judd Apatow (40-Year-Old Virgin) might actually — although, no promises — give Sandler a reason to be funny again. And the cast is huge: Sandler, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann, Eric Bana, Jonah Hill, Jason Schwartzman and the RZA.
Opens July 31
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G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra The Scoop: Villainous terrorist cell Cobra must be eliminated by G.I. Joe, an elite company of soldiers.
Why Care? Besides girls (and even some of them), who didn’t play with G.I. Joe action figures as youngsters?
Opens Aug. 7
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Inglourious Basterds The Scoop: American soldiers strike fear in Nazi-occupied France by terrorizing Axis forces with unmerciful brutality.
Why Care? Quentin Tarantino has been working on this grindhouse remake for years. And Brad Pitt stars. But what gives with the spelling of the title?
Opens Aug. 28
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9 The Scoop: Miniature sack people must journey through post-apocalyptic landscapes when their futures are threatened by creepy villains.
Why Care? The first trailer looks amazing, the voice cast (with Elijah Wood in the lead) is perfect and it’s being produced by Tim Burton, no newcomer to nightmarish visions.
Opens Sept. 9
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Shutter Island The Scoop: A US marshal looks for a murderer who may have escaped to a remote island.
Why Care? It’s Leonardo DiCaprio’s fourth film with Martin Scorsese. Expect greatness, as alawys.
Opens Oct. 2
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Where the Wild Things Are The Scoop: A hell-raising little boy in his pajamas disappears into a make-believe world inhabited by friendly monsters and bizarre vistas.
Why Care? Creative genius Spike Jonze has toiled on this for years, which either means it’s brilliant or a disaster. I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Opens Oct. 16
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Amelia The Scoop: A look into the life of pilot Amelia Earhart, who is still missing to this day.
Why Care? Hilary Swank, one of the most graceful acting forces of the modern age, plays Amelia, who was probably a lesbian. Not that lesbian pilots is a problem or anything. It's the lesbian men that worry me.
Opens Oct. 23
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A Christmas Carol The Scoop: An animated version of Ebenezer Scrooge’s nighttime journey into his past, present and future. Based on the book by Charles Dickens, that author people quote to 100-percent guarantee to make you feel like an idiot for not reading. The 87-percent guarantee is typically Dostoyevsky. The 3-percent guarantee is the author of those Clifford books.
Why Care? Robert Zemeckis (Polar Express) has animated stars Jim Carrey and Gary Oldman for nearly every role. Zemeckis' motion-capture methods are improving, but are still kinda creepy.
Opens Nov. 6
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The Fantastic Mr. FoxThe Scoop: After stealing from three greedy farmers, a rambunctious fox and his friends are set upon by all sorts of traps and torture devices that are sure to ruin a fox’s day. Sly as a you-know-what, this canid won’t be undone. It’s based on a Roald Dahl book.
Why Care? It’s director Wes Anderson’s first foray into animation. And Anderson is a genius.
Opens Nov. 6
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The Wolf Man The Scoop: A shaggy American turns into an even shaggier werewolf.
Why Care? Benicio Del Toro could be a werewolf without any makeup.
Opens Nov. 6
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New Moon The Scoop: More emo teen angst with Bella and vampire Edward.
Why Care? Because Stephenie Meyers’ books have captivated the fans no longer captivated by Harry Potter.
Opens Nov. 20
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Sherlock Holmes The Scoop: Detective Sherlock Holmes, with his sidekick Watson, pokes around a murder that threatens all of England. No word on the hounds or the the baskervilles.
Why Care? Holmes is based on Arthur Conan Doyle’s famous character, directed by Guy Ritchie and stars Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. And because Guy Ritchie needs our support now that he’s Madge-free.
Opens Nov. 20
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The Lovely Bones The Scoop: A murdered teen watches over her family and murderer from beyond this world.
Why Care? Peter Jackson, still fresh off King Kong and Lord of the Rings, tries out a softer, although still dark, story.
Opens Dec. 11
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Avatar The Scoop: A war veteran joins in the salvation, or is it exploitation, of an exotic world on the brink of war. It’s being billed as a new kind of science fiction film.
Why Care? After years of documentaries and IMAX films, James Cameron directs an honest-to-goodness real movie.
Opens Dec. 18
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Killing Pablo The Scoop: American intelligence and Columbian military hunt down and kill cocaine profiteer Pablo Escobar.
Why Care? For starters, Christian Bale has a role in director Joe Carnahan’s drug flick. And also because this is a bona fide film version of Medellin, the movie-within-a-show on HBO’s Entourage.
Opens late 2009
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