Friday, August 3, 2012

Total Recall remake is stupid sci-fi fun


A tragic footnote must be included with any science fiction film. It should read: "The man who most likely influenced — or outright wrote — the story you are about to watch never saw his science fiction become science non-fiction."

Renowned sci-fi author Philip K. Dick was around for the moon landing and the early stages of the home computer, but he missed the wireless phone, the internet, the mapping of the human genome. And then, on the cusp of serious advancement in the fields of science and technology in the early ’80s, Dick died, within four months of the release of the first film adaptation of one his works, Blade Runner (book title: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sleep?).  

What does all this have to do with Total Recall? Not much, other than the obvious: Dick wrote the story it was based on, though he called it We Can Remember It For You Wholesale. I think he'd get a chuckle at all the CGI involved in a movie like Total Recall: "So a computer made this movie then?" he'd ask wryly. "That would make a great story."

Doug Quaid (Colin Farrell) is a factory worker in a future Britain. Every day he makes a 17-minute commute from Australia through the middle of the planet. As the giant elevator car passes through the molten core, gravity reverses and the elevator's downward momentum is turned into upward propulsion. Outside the windows it looks very hot and bubbly. And you thought your morning commute was bad.

Quaid is bored with his life, but with a wife like Lori (Kate Beckinsale), who slinks around in various underthings, you'd think he would be happier — "I give good wife," she tells her husband. One day after work he goes into Rekall, a company that will implant memories into his head, because if the memory is real enough it feels like it actually happened even if it didn't. Quaid asks for the spy package and he wakes up in the middle of a spy caper with him as the reluctant star. But is this an elaborate memory implantation or was his brain fried by the Rekall scientists? And what role does Lori, who is now trying to kill him with her thighs, play in all this?

If you've seen the 1990 Paul Verhoeven version of Total Recall, with Arnold Schwarzenegger pulling tracking devices from his nasal cavity, then you know the answers already. The 1990 version had some memorable quirks — the robotic JohnnyCab driver, seductress Sharon Stone, Martian belly-monster Kuato, three-breasted hookers, the prosthetic head mask babbling "Two weeks! Two weeks!" — but it was also one of those dated hyper-glam future movies that were common in early ’90s. Like Demolition Man or Back To the Future Part II, Total Recall felt phony and hollow, the product of Hollywood, not science fiction.

This version of Total Recall aims for a more serious tone and it achieves it if only by making the sci-fi grittier and the action more relentless. Much of the movie is linked by long chase sequences, including one involving cars that hover over an electro-magnetic grid. The scene took a wild turn when the chase descends to another level where the cars hang from the grid like gondolas on a ski lift. Other chases take place in a three-dimensional elevator shafts, and a rambunctious romp through a horizontally cascading apartment complex that dangles out over the rest of the city.

This Total Recall exists in roughly the same atmosphere as Blade Runner: the streets are rainy and dark, the cultures are a mega-mix of East-meets-West, neon signs light up the skyline, and pedestrian sidewalks are packed with extras wearing radical futurist costumes. I was dismayed to see so many neon dreadlocks and hear so much chirping-blurping dubstep rattling from the speakers. Apparently, in the future combs don't exist and they listen to music from 2011. I was also less than pleased with all the gunplay, which seemed downright old fashioned compared to some of the other future concepts. And really, will there be machine gun shootouts in a future where it's possible to have an elevator through the center of the earth? I like to think we advance past meaningless gun violence, and so did Dick.

Farrell plays the everyman just fine, although I'm pretty sure his accent changes throughout. Beckinsale is given lots of hero shots, but her husband, Len Wiseman, is the director so there you go. Jessica Biel turns up at one point, and she does a commendable job as an action heroine, but she looks too much like Beckinsale. When they fight in a hallway in the middle of the movie I couldn't tell who was punching who. Bryan Cranston, who's making TV history right now on Breaking Bad, turns up as the forgettable villain Cohaagen, a character played memorably by Ronny Cox in the original.

I mentioned above that Dick's writing has become "science non-fiction." Of course not all of it. Humanoid replicants, memory implantation, precognitive time cops and other PKD ideas are unlikely in our lifetime, but where he really advanced science fiction was his rationalization of these concepts. He always looked at how humanity accepted, or maybe did not accept, technology as the answer to the world's problems. Look at Steven Spielberg's excellent Minority Report to see Dick's worries compounded into a film's story. I would have liked to see more of those examinations here in Total Recall, but the movie seemed destined to avoid anything that couldn't be loaded into a handgun and fired at someone's head.

That's a critical argument I'm making against the film, but I did enjoy Total Recall. It was preposterous on many levels, but it also had a consistent tone and structure. I liked how it propelled itself forward from one action extravaganza to another. And I liked how it looked, acted and felt like a real science fiction movie. Those are becoming rare these days, which is strange because Philip K. Dick's stories have more relevance now than they ever have.