In June of 1939, as Hitler was gearing up to invade Poland and start
World War II, King George VI and Queen Elizabeth traveled to New York to eat
hot dogs on a picnic with President Franklin D. Roosevelt and his various
mistresses.
The fact that everything in the above sentence is entirely true
does wonders for the film that features it all, Roger Michell’s subtle and
silly Hyde Park on Hudson. At first
glance, the movie might seem to denigrate the great FDR, with his drinking and
mistresses and all his personality quirks, but Michell’s splendid little period
piece does quite the opposite — it looks on FDR with great admiration and
respect.
Early scenes in the film show Daisy and FDR riding through the
picturesque countryside, tailed by a sheriff’s deputy for protection, as the
two begin to explore their emotions for each other. How strange it must have
been when Roosevelt held Daisy’s hand. Stranger
still when Daisy leaned into his advances. Up until that point they had only
been distant relatives. “What about Eleanor?” Daisy would ask. “Oh, she’s into
she-men furniture builders,” the president would say referring to his wife’s rumored
bisexuality.
As the inevitable war in Europe grinded closer, British royals
had come to New York
to feel out the president and his willingness to help fight the Nazis. King
George VI, the same stuttering and stammering monarch from The King’s Speech, and his wife descended onto Hyde Park a little
confused about their visit and why it was being held outside of Washington , D.C.
A hilarious sequence takes place in the New
York countryside, where the king decides he wants to
greet some commoners, though no one seems to recognize him or care. One farmer
barely musters a glance at the king while he plows his field — “He’s busy,” the
king says with a huff after his waves go unanswered.
Murray is wonderful as the paralyzed president, but its
Roosevelt’s interactions with the royals — played here by Samuel West and
Olivia Colman — that make Hyde Park on
Hudson so charming. Roosevelt treated them
as his equals, not the nobility that they were, and it frazzled them to such a degree
that they were dumbfounded. When it came time for the picnic, King George is
utterly baffled at the notion of hot dogs. He even says “hot dogs” with this
sour expression on his face, as if it were watery gruel from a Russian gulag.
The president promises the king that the hot dogs have no hidden meaning, but
ask yourself what the American people would have thought had the king refused
the most American of foods.
The parts that interested me least were all the relationship
drama between FDR, a manipulative and cruel Eleanor, and Daisy and the other women.
It does sporadically work when Roosevelt
enlists Daisy to spy on the royals — “All quiet on the upstairs front,” she
tells him — or when Daisy must attend the hot dog picnic in the film’s closing
scenes.
The best scenes, though, are when FDR is sticking it to the king,
who is grown very accustomed to having his royal behind kissed.